of nigeria, nigerians & sickening clownry

if youths, enter the following code:

armoury:// their voice// offense:// spoke up//
tag:// terrorists
solution:// harass, arresst, massacre, trigger tribal discord

people without stones: hoodlums.
people with placards: terrorists.

if terrorists, enter the following code:

armoury:// RPG, AK47// offense:// kidnap, kill, rape, raze//
tag://bandits
solution:// negotiate, compensate, grant amnesty, absorb in military

people with RPGs: misguided bandits
people with AK-47s: self-defending herdsmen

scene://nigeria
category://tragicomedy

people without common sense: president, governor, senator
people with people power: ‘Jesus, save us’, ‘Allah akbar’

save. error saving script.
troubleshoot the nation or risk system crash.

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Jaachi Anyatonwu
http://jaachiwrites.com
Jaachi Anyatonwu is a poet from Nigeria. His writings are inspired by everyday happenings and observations with writings that cut across many genres like poetry, prose, essays and music. Jaachi loves to create rich content; creative writing tips, authorship tips, humorous stories and micro poems. He's the author of Sweetness, a collection of poems.

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